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Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Mother's Day just past... SO I've got a surprise for you!

_I OWE MY MOTHER_
* *1. *_My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE _*.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. *_My mother taught me RELIGION_*
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. *_My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL_*
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. *_My mother taught me LOGIC_*.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. *_My mother taught me MORE LOGIC_*.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. *_My mother taught me FORESIGHT_*.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. *_My mother taught me IRONY_*.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. *_My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS_*.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. *_My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM_*.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. *_My mother taught me about STAMINA_*.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. *_My mother taught me about WEATHER_*.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. *_My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY_*.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. *_My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE_*.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. *_My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION_*.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. *_My mother taught me about ENVY _*.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. *_My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION_*.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. *_My mother taught me about RECEIVING_*.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. *_My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE_*.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. *_My mother taught me ESP_*.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. *_My mother taught me HUMOR_*.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. *_My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT_. *
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. *_My mother taught me GENETICS_*.
"You're just like your father."

23. *_My mother taught me about my ROOTS_*.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. *_My mother taught me WISDOM_*.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: *_My mother taught me about JUSTICE_*.
"One day! you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

HAHA! When I got this from my friend, I thought it was going to be one of those appreciate your mother emails. BUT!!!
Monday, May 14, 2007
ARGHHH!!!! I CANT WATCH NARUTO!!!! Crunchyroll said they ran out of bandwidth, whatever that means!! Must be my BROTHER!!! No school today, watch until he go mad.... and used it all up!! DAMN. I'm suffering from naruto withdrawal symptoms.

Well anyway.. I just watched 200 pounds beauty with Ah-vril. It was good. I especially liked the part when 'Jenny' sang Maria, and she went MARIA AVE MARIA. Good thing we watched it in a cinema. I think it would so much better in a cinema than on the com or smth.

AND! I quit my job at SK. Finally! I'm free! I thought about it for 3 days you know, before finally (and cleverly(is there such a word??)) deciding to give it up once and for all. No more headaches!

ALSO, on the sat that just past, I went with JY and Suzy to the NTU MAE high tea. The food was good. Hee. But we talked to the seniors, and they were like saying aerospace is quite tough, lots of projects and late nights and mugging and mugging and getting As. I dont know if I can take it. It sounds bad!!! How am I going to watch Naruto and stuff??!!
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Its starting to get to me, having 2 jobs and working everyday single day. Now I'm like suffering from some escapism syndrome. All I do when I get home is sit on my bed and watch naruto. I don't even play piano! and I haven't even booked my prac lessons for driving! and I dont't feel like working the whole of june. Which means I probably can learn driving then, and have time to practise piano (although I might not do that) and have time to exercise. BUT, I wont have income.

ARGH!! BUT as of now, I REFUSE to work in june. Will I change my mind?
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